The Device

A simple looking remote control with a single button on a shiny metallic face, this legendary piece of technological brilliance appeared one day in the hands of evil and heavily sexually frustrated men. Once activated, anyone within the vicinity can be given commands upon which they would obey to the letter according to whatever context and emotion mentioned together with the command. How it came to be or where it is at any given time was a complete mystery even to the most intrepid of truth finders. There was no knowing where it could show up at any given time, and once it was found, any wielder would instantly know what it can do. The legends even claim that it copies itself to be found by multiple owners, spreading its influence across the world for unknown sinister purposes. True knowledge of its existence remains in the darkest recesses of worldly rumors. However, one thing was certain. No one has ever been able to resist it, and no one ever will.